Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.
Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?
Near Mint - $0.90
Lightly Played - $0.70
Moderately Played - $0.60
Heavily Played - $0.60
Damaged - $0.50
Near Mint Spanish - $0.90
Lightly Played Spanish - $0.70
Moderately Played Spanish - $0.60
Heavily Played Spanish - $0.60
Damaged Spanish - $0.50