Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Interesting tidbit: Surveys show that the card Ow has one of the most popular pieces of flavor text in the *Unglued* expansion.
Near Mint - $0.20
Lightly Played - $0.20
Moderately Played - $0.10
Heavily Played - $0.10
Damaged - $0.10
Near Mint Spanish - $0.20
Lightly Played Spanish - $0.20
Moderately Played Spanish - $0.10
Heavily Played Spanish - $0.10
Damaged Spanish - $0.10
Foil Prices
Near Mint Foil - $1.00
Lightly Played Foil - $0.80
Moderately Played Foil - $0.70
Heavily Played Foil - $0.60
Damaged Foil - $0.50
Near Mint Foil Spanish - $1.00
Lightly Played Foil Spanish - $0.80
Moderately Played Foil Spanish - $0.70
Heavily Played Foil Spanish - $0.60
Damaged Foil Spanish - $0.50