(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.) You and permanents you control have hexproof. When combat damage is dealt to you, create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance, then abandon this scheme.
The least of my minions is more than a match for you.
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