First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
Near Mint - $0.30
Lightly Played - $0.20
Moderately Played - $0.20
Heavily Played - $0.20
Damaged - $0.20
Near Mint Spanish - $0.30
Lightly Played Spanish - $0.20
Moderately Played Spanish - $0.20
Heavily Played Spanish - $0.20
Damaged Spanish - $0.20