When Affectionate Indrik enters the battlefield, you may have it fight target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
The problem isn't the indrik's enthusiasm, it's Ravnica's lack of guardrails.
Near Mint - $0.10
Lightly Played - $0.10
Moderately Played - $0.10
Heavily Played - $0.10
Damaged - $0.10
Near Mint Spanish - $0.10
Lightly Played Spanish - $0.10
Moderately Played Spanish - $0.10
Heavily Played Spanish - $0.10
Damaged Spanish - $0.10
Foil Prices
Near Mint Foil - $0.10
Lightly Played Foil - $0.10
Moderately Played Foil - $0.10
Heavily Played Foil - $0.10
Damaged Foil - $0.10
Near Mint Foil Spanish - $0.10
Lightly Played Foil Spanish - $0.10
Moderately Played Foil Spanish - $0.10
Heavily Played Foil Spanish - $0.10
Damaged Foil Spanish - $0.10